Today’s article is brought to you by Chase Bank, a company that derives sadistic pleasure from calling their loyal customers with an automated message at 8:00 in the fucking morning on a Saturday to share an “important message.” You’re dead to me, Chase. You hear me? DEAD.

Interrupted Dreams (Photo: Carly Fisher)

Well, now that I’m up against my will, before we launch into this weekend’s brunch party-all-the-time options, I am kindly requesting that you take a moment to click “follow” on the @chibrunchblog Twitter page. I know that prizes are pretty popular on a lot of blogs these days, so I am giving away a genuine e-autograph to the 200th follower! No need to hurt yourselves scrambling to add, as there will be plenty of similar intangible swag to be had. 

And now, where to brunch this weekend.

Haute Damn

Please let me take a moment to holla at all the ballers that are going to be living it up at Chicago Gourmet with me this weekend. Oh, I guess that’s just my roommate and myself. seeing how all of my friends and a good portion of Americans are too broke (i.e. rational) to afford $250 tickets. Don’t worry, guys. After this weekend, I can join you back in the trenches. But seriously, enjoy another afternoon of Easy Mac and Tetris Attack, suckers!

Eggs Benefit

Anton Chekhov once said, “Love, friendship and respect do not unite people as much as a common hatred for something.” And really, who doesn’t hate cancer? Schubas is throwing a brunch benefit for a kidney cancer survivor, featuring an all-you-can-eat brunch buffet and unlimited mimosas, Bloody Marys, sangria, Electric Lemonade, Starbucks coffee, and soda.

Since the event is held at Schubas, naturally there will be live entertainment from local band, Inchworm — kind of a gross name to associate with food, but whatever. Additional incentives include: a silent auction, raffle and other giveaways, plus 100% of proceeds benefit the cancer survivor. Event held Sunday, September 27 at 1:00 p.m. $20.00 in advance; $25.00 at door. All ages.

My Life in Shambles

Not sure whose baby was chosen as a size comparison for new East Village brunch spot, The Shambles, but I imagine the portions are considerably large, judging by the restaurant’s marketing slogan, “BRUNCH AS BIG AS YOUR BABY,” and accompanying baby photo labeled 22.6 kg. Comfort food with a touch of kitsch, stand out menu items include the Drunk’en Foster’s ($9.95) banana pancakes served in Kilo Kai spiced rum with caramel chaser and the Cay’Jun Scramble ($13.95) with mild smoked Andouille sausage, onion, red peppers and mushrooms. The Shambles is located at 2050 W. Division St. in the East Village of Chicago. Brunch served Sat. and Sun. 8:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m. For more information, call 773.486.0200.

— Carly Fisher